IT’S FINALLY DECEMBER!
RADIO STARTS PLAYING HOLIDAY SONGS!
HOLIDAY SONGS START TAKING OVER RADIO.
ALL YOU FUCKING HEAR ON THE RADIO IS A GODDAMN CHRISTMAS SONG.
BUT THAT’S OK, BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE.
Then it’s Christmas.
You get your presents, most of which you didn’t want.
Awkward dinner with your family.
Nobody kisses you underneath the mistletoe.
It is now the 26th.